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As Opposed to Something Worthwhile
I hereby present my journal
Created on 2003-12-29 17:32:40 (#1726323), last updated 2006-02-05
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| Name: | Brian with an "I" |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 07-17 |
| Location: | Sacramento, California, United States |
I suck at talking about myself.
I enjoy many things, which I speak about at great length in my journal. (For a listing of these aforementioned "many things" see below.)
I teach, but if it is time for any sort of break you will not get to read about children. However, during the school year children will be written about (usually how much I would like to set them adrift in shark-infested waters).
If you know who I am, drop a little note so I can see who is reading this. Thus I will make sure any entry in which I must mock you will be designated friend's only.
If you would like to be added, do so. However, I'm not very interesting, so chances are it's not worth it.
Also, while America is still the greatest nation on Earth, if our population gets any fatter I will have no choice but to perform outlaw liposuction with a vacuum cleaner and garden hose.
I enjoy many things, which I speak about at great length in my journal. (For a listing of these aforementioned "many things" see below.)
I teach, but if it is time for any sort of break you will not get to read about children. However, during the school year children will be written about (usually how much I would like to set them adrift in shark-infested waters).
If you know who I am, drop a little note so I can see who is reading this. Thus I will make sure any entry in which I must mock you will be designated friend's only.
If you would like to be added, do so. However, I'm not very interesting, so chances are it's not worth it.
Also, while America is still the greatest nation on Earth, if our population gets any fatter I will have no choice but to perform outlaw liposuction with a vacuum cleaner and garden hose.
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achewood, alias, badly drawn boy, baseball, basketball, books, cartoons, christianity, comics, controversy, dadaism, david sedaris, disenfranchisement, dublin, ducks with guns, education, energy, everwood, existentialism, futurama, god, haruki murakami, history, homestar runner, hope, idealism, ideas, jars of clay, jazz, jesus, ladies, libertarianism, metacognizance, monterey, morality, movies, music, mythology, nickel creek, ninja turtles, ninjas, optimism, ozma, painting, paradox, pedro the lion, people, philosophy, politics, pop culture, postmodernism, pti, reality, rebellion, religion, robert crumb, robots, samuel l jackson, sarcasm, saves the day, seinfeld, sergio aragones, smallville, superman, supernatural, surrealism, survivor, teaching, theology, thought, tintin, trivia, truth, uc davis, writing
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